Observatory:Writer's Block

I have got a Writer's Block. Want to know what that is,well just read along...

Its like running to the loo coz ur bowels are about to explode. You leave your seat as things threaten to come out.You run down the corridor,to the back of the office block,up the mettalic stairs,then run the length of the entire first floor corridor to the now famous loos (I have never figured why they put the loos upstairs, so dont ask). You find all the gents occupied and cross ur legs and start to jump up n down on one leg-dont ask me how thats done.

You wait for another 10seconds and think,

"Screw it let me head to the ladies".

You run into the ladies and bump into your Human Resource manager as she is getting out. You ignore her bemused stare and dart into the first cubicle thats open so that you can do do ur THANG.

Then as you have placed your heavy laden bricks on the seat u anticipate something epic to go down -World War kinda epic; with Allied soldiers jumping from trench to trench while shooting at the bloody Nazis. Or,for the jungle folks like yourselves, u can liken it to a legion of red ass male baboons during the mating season swinging from tree to tree  while chasing n fighting for the only female within a 100km radius. Forget the image of the baboons - i know its caught your attention,but please get it outa ur heads.

The point here  was I going to the toilet and expecting something epic but nara "shit going down"-literally.

You gather all the air from your lungs and summon all demons within your intestines for a HUMONGOUS push....

.........And all you get is a 5second passing of wind... 

Sorry that wasnt the point either.The point here was that I "The Anonymous Observer" have alot of things to write about, but all that am passing out is,well as you read, alot of wind.


If you never knew wat a writer's block is,now u know..and yes your all welcome. I think i need to go toilet and it might take a while..so laters